twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019

Twat-swatted

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked

We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.

by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024

Twat-Whore

A small little bitch shitzu halfwit dog named rusty

Rusty is such a twat-whore

by MassiveSchlong2306 July 19, 2022

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Twat banger

Derogatory term for either a male who has sex with anyone who’s easy. Could also be used for lesbians

‘She’s a twat banger’

by Justine Hampshire February 27, 2020