tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)
*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"
by Dicks in our hands May 12, 2015
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Turtle Mode

When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.
by Mrs. Rossi May 05, 2019
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Turtle Mode

When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell
F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah
by yokai D February 26, 2018
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Sick turtle

Someone who is slow, (Crippled) and gets sick a lot; because they have a weak immune system.
by Sick turtle September 24, 2016
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Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.
by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024
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Turtl

"turtl is the best at every videogame"
by Speye April 21, 2021
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