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Gaytime Waffles

When you're doing a dude from behind, his face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn him around, and come on his face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
He got a gaytime waffles on his face.
by Bdogthecrip June 18, 2021
mugGet the Gaytime Wafflesmug.

Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
mugGet the Hot Belgian Wafflemug.

waffle

british slang for gibrish

waffle is also a food
george : elizabeth ur so bad at this game like what
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now
by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025
mugGet the wafflemug.

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
mugGet the Greasy Creek Waffle Ironmug.

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
mugGet the meat headed dick wafflemug.

Blue waffle

Ali brewer is the reason blue waffles is a thing.
by Anonymous1875319 June 24, 2022
mugGet the Blue wafflemug.

red waffle

I need to change my red waffle
by kur40 July 20, 2017
mugGet the red wafflemug.

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