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Biscuit

"She's such a biscuit."
by BioPulse37 September 27, 2019
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Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.
Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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glossy biscuits

Cum on both tits or both ass cheeks.
I gave her the glossy biscuits.
by Sicilian Chameleon December 11, 2016
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Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day
1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
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Ginger biscuit

'' you ##?!!$''

''well you're a ginger biscuit''
''aaaahhhhhhahahh''
by gr3g the 3gg May 13, 2020
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