Turtlecunt 

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw

"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"

Turtlecunt by Sweiss July 12, 2007

Turkle

A turtle that was raised by a turkey that has a mental disease.

Zookeeper1: you see that turtle
Zookeeper2: ya it looks like a

Turkle
Zookeeper1:that's what I was

Thinking

Turkle by turkliodboy1 January 24, 2014

turtletown 

If you see a lot of turtles in one place in a group.

I see a turtletown up ahead.

turtletown by Turtle town June 9, 2017

Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.

Sacramento Turtleneck by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009

tuttled 

v. pt. making accusations and/or threatning criminal charges based on false assumptions and ignorance of the situaton. esp when consequences of said action extend far beyond the individual's normal sphere of influence.

Mr. Johnson tuttled tech support because he believed they should have been able to fix his water logged computer over the phone.

tuttled by crownjewel82 July 25, 2008

turzle 

Turlet (toilet) with an ebonics twist.

Pull over, I gotta go turzle. After our visit to the Mexican restaurant tonight, I'll be doin' some serious turzlin' tomarrow!

turzle by sluggoskin March 20, 2007

turtled out

1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles

2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation

"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"

"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"

turtled out by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008