Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.
Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
by Ullaswag July 22, 2017
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by Caroljudy August 21, 2017
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Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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by PflugerNamer October 26, 2018
Get the Pflugerville Shower mug.It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.
by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018
Get the Shower Knees mug.A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
by Fakakda November 1, 2018
Get the Sad panda shower mug.this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
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