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Administrative Wank

A wank whose motivation is not related to being horny, used to go to sleep, stave boredom or relieve stress
After a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than an administrative wank!
by Hipernova8 March 27, 2024
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Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.
Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.
by Corva March 9, 2019
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Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself
Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!
by Rave at home April 4, 2015
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Gang wank

Everyone gets in a circle putting one hand on the person to your lefts dick and using your right to beat your meat everyone finishes into a cup and the last to finish has to drink it
Why did you do last night?

I had a gang wank with jack and leo
by Azsw January 2, 2020
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nostalgia wank

person 1: I spent the last night listening to old playlists...
person 2: stop the nostalgia wanking already
by Vprofessional May 11, 2021
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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
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Wank bank

A wank bank is when multiple men masturbate into a woman's vagina one after another
Hey my girlfriend said I could invite some friends over for a wank bank
by Daddddy01 June 9, 2018
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