Social Filter

something my autistic depressed piece of shit self needs

Person 1: the fuck did that son of a bitch just say to me
Person 2: bro has absolutely no social filter that was insensitive as fuck

by southparkn64player March 17, 2023

Democratic socialism

A political ideology advocating a transition to a socially owned economy through democratic means. Democratic socialism is not to be confused with social democracy (an ideology that advocates for a mixed economy and a welfare state, while retaining the structure of capitalism).

Notable advocates of Democratic socialism include Clement Attlee, Jeremy Corbyn, Eugene V. Debs, Albert Einstein, and Martin Luther King Jr.

by AlphabetMafia2663 September 26, 2022

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024

The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017

Social Solutionist

A person who looks to resolve social issues without regard to political rhetoric.

Social Solutionists solve problems while politicians use problems as socially divisive talking points.

by IUSAI October 20, 2010

Social Assurancer

One who uses Social Media to lift another up, using encouragement, hope, and optimism as an anchor in their lives.

Having my Social Assurancer online, means that when my day goes south, I’ll always have someone to lift me up, and provide hope.

by Strypers Dad March 6, 2024

Socialism

Literally the reason why we cant have nice things.

Socialism appears to work with its principles but when in practice it fails.

by pissyjorts May 31, 2025