mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Mad harem

A term for"Muslim cows butt"

John:I've got that mad harem

Sarah:nice too know

by Andrew slay June 13, 2018

I got mad verse.

I’m really excited.

I got mad verse.. My old lady gave birth to my child.

by Geoffrey Giraffe February 19, 2025

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

mad

General term for anything and everything; can be used alongside sarcasm for increased uses.

Jeremy: Daniel, your actually shite at fifa
Daniel: Mad.
or
WillNE:*sees something remotely satisfying* That is mad.

by samlovesburgundy August 8, 2019

Hoes Mad

Typically used when a girl is pressed over a matter they are jealous/annoyed and or spiteful over for little no reason.

Person 1: why she not talking to you

Person 2: idk hoes mad I guess

by Atiqa November 12, 2019

hoes mad

A GC for 5 dumb friends on instagram

Did you hear about hoEs mAd

by Stonyyyy!!!!!! October 14, 2019