It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
Get the I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".mug. A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.
by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018
Get the I'm sooooooo finemug. drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020
Get the i'm drinking my juicemug. I’m Denzel (phrase) - A humorous way to admit you’re drunk on a plane, inspired by Denzel Washington’s character in the 2012 movie Flight, where he plays a pilot flying under the influence. Usually said with a wink, implying you might not be steering the ship, but you’re definitely feeling the turbulence.
“Yeah, I had a few too many at the airport bar, so by the time we took off, "I'm Denzel’ for the whole flight.”
by MatadorMaine October 18, 2024
Get the I'm Denzelmug. A saying for when a female (typically a teenage girl) makes a mistake and blames it on being “just a girl”
by jizabella17 January 28, 2024
Get the i'm just a girlmug. A brainrot meme based on the side-character "Dracula" from the movie Hotel Transylvania. An AI voice of him is used to replace the word "Dudeman" with goonman, followed by frank asking if he can goon with drac.
Person 1: Hey dudeman, I'm a goonman.
Person 2: Uh... Drac? Can I go on with you too?
Person 3: SYBAU!
Person 2: Uh... Drac? Can I go on with you too?
Person 3: SYBAU!
by Skibididoiled October 13, 2025
Get the Hey Dudeman, I'm a Goonman.mug. The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.
Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.
by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021
Get the I'm Goodmug.