Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym
Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.
by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020
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chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin
Bless my little chav muffin
by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019
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muffin effect

when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin
Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick
by hahaha me November 29, 2008
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Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).
by Wildman582 November 02, 2011
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Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025
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little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick April 17, 2016
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Organic Muffin

Definition:
1. A word used to describe Someone, Somewhere, or Something that is rude, illegit, or just plain wrong.
Example:
1. Hey! Dont be an Organic Muffin just because I forgot to give you back your pencil after class!

2. Seriously? we're going to Abercrombie and Fitch? But that place is such an Organic Muffin!

3. Yeah, my computer was being an Organic Muffin and Froze.
by Near.Extinction. June 12, 2011
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