The 5th 'greatest' city in the world. Here are the many reasons you need to pack your suitcase and move to the (904)
1) Beaches everywhere
2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.
3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves
4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum
6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers
7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.
Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.
1) Beaches everywhere
2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.
3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves
4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum
6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers
7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.
Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.
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