Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

Organic human

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds

Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human

by Jeffery the fat ass June 17, 2018

World human day

December 8th.

World human day is a holiday where us humans celebrate our very existence. It was brought up that there is no day celebrating humans themselves, even though there is things such as “slap ass day”.

by World human day December 8, 2024

humans

the other definitions of this were probably wrong too

humans in a positive light were beings that were made by God and/or science created in order to do good for the world and/or heaven if possible

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Humans

Humans don't have shark like eyes, or wolf like eyes, or lion like eyes, since they're not sharks, wolves, or lions. Sharks, wolves, and lions know no evil, they're not sinners, they're as innocent as lambs. Humans are not innocent, so they're nothing like sharks, wolves, lions, or any other animals. Humans don't have enough heart, guts, or innocence (lack of bad intentions) to be like sharks, wolves, lions, or any other animals.

The guys eyes were not shark like, they were human like. Another guy trying to scare a population into doing something, big deal. He was never anything like a shark, nor was anybody else. He was one of the humans, like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Human

Homo sapien from the womb into the grave

I gave birth to my first human yesterday!

by Itchy Ankles September 30, 2021