Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
by cyan May 9, 2022
Get the modified humanmug. a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug. by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019
Get the The Human Chipmunkmug. When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.
Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.
John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.
Also john: 'takes a bite' dies
Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"
And the death of humanity has began
John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.
Also john: 'takes a bite' dies
Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"
And the death of humanity has began
by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021
Get the Death of humanitymug. When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023
Get the human lancemug. A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
Get the Human Sized Slothmug. A gestational carrier, also known as a surrogate. A woman who carries and “incubates” a non biological fetus until birth.
by Baby Shark RN June 13, 2019
Get the Human incubatormug.