goaty 

A slang word meaning "game of the year," the abbreviation of which is "GOTY."

Source: Gamespot's "The Hotspot" Podcast, week of December 9, 2007.

Warhawk is a contender for the PS3's goaty.

My goaty would have to be The Orange Box.

Super Mario Galaxy and Halo 3 are strong choices for the overall goaty.

goaty by Moggraider January 5, 2008

goatse 

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.

goatse by Laser Potato May 20, 2005

totes m'goats

Totally, forsure

Dude, did you and that beat girl watch the notebook again...without you banging her?

...totes m'goats

totes m'goats by Jake Buffalo Turley March 19, 2009

goatsy 

when a man has so much butt sex that his rectum becomes concave and is actually outside the butthole itself

"wow that sure is a big nasty goatsy you got there!"

"why thank you! i love fucking in the ass"

goatsy by bebee December 12, 2004

goats 

a team comp in overwatch that only the biggest virgins use

come on bro let’s run goats just this once bro come on

goats by ishniri March 20, 2019

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

Chumming for goatse by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008

Goatfuck 

A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.

I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.

Goatfuck by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017