God’s plan

When some dumbass drake fan (usually a popular thot in school) learns a new word by listening to a lightskin garbage pop artist and won’t stop using it even if it doesn’t make sense

Thot 1: Girl, Jimmy fucked my pussy a while back and i’m not pregnant

Thot 2: OML. That’s like soooo God’s Plan

by The_pedo_pope November 20, 2018

god job

a blow job given to a godly worker

Sandra went to confessional and ended up giving the preist a god job.

On Hanukkah, Denise gave her Rabbi a god job.

by bamboozie November 11, 2009

God Church

Jake Paul's word for 'in demand'. Heard at his song, It's EveryDay Bro.

I just dropped some merch, and it's selling like a God Church.

by City of England June 19, 2017

Based God

The Based God is more commonly know by it's scientific name "Paris japonica." This organism has over 150 billion base pairs of DNA in it's genome, 50 times more than the human genome, making the Paris japonica the true based god of the physical world.

I'm talking a pilgrimage to Japan to see the Based God

by bread harrity March 10, 2013

God Of Football

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano is the greatest player in football history and has been named the God of Football for all he has done, more than anyone ever did in Football history.

God of football means being the greatest player in football history which is what cristiano is

by Dontizzy12 October 3, 2020

Hand of God

Rescuing an incapacitated capsized kayaker by reaching underwater and rolling them upright. Called the Hand of God because you reach down from above and save them.

Did you see that rescue? He just reached down like the Hand of God and pulled her out of the water.

by Gabaruster December 14, 2006

God of Death

A demi-god that collects souls and kills people. Typical weapon is the scythe but is also picture with a sword.

The god of death has come to reap your mortal soul.

by Yellow13 July 6, 2005