F@L

An Internet acronym for Fail(s) at Life. Can be pronounced "F at L". An especially relevant term when referring to someone who devotes much of their free time into having a successful Internet life at the expense of real life endeavors I.E. family, friends, and career.
Person 1: "Did you hear about that dude who was so into World of Warcraft they had 7 top level characters?"
Person 2: "Ya man, that guy is uber."
Person 1: "True dat. But I bet they F@L."
Person 2: "True dat!"

Person 1: "Man am I tired, I was up playing Counter Strike till 4:00 AM."
Person 2: "Dude, you F at L!"
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That one matt rose vid about ppl texting in sleep
Person1:if you still feel crappy
Person:2:yeah
Person1: Bchillin like naocitude chiccoa f
Person2:the fuck is wrong with you
Person1:what the hell
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F-BOM

A couple of nights ago, I had dinner in Chicago with some CISO friends. When a particularly inexplicable appetizer showed up at our table, I was asked what was in the appetizer. My response " I don't know, but it sounds like we need an F-BOM...food bill of Materials."
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william f

A fat old guy living in ya brother basement sippin' on apple juice
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Noah F

my4rk89 (6:37:45 PM): wahts the naem of the theater at briarwood amll?
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Triple F P

Farting, furries, feet, and pee,
The four horsemen of shit never to be done in bed
“The NRA and the ATF are something, but there’s nothing worse than the Triple F P.
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Kajitawet (F) Kajitawot (M)

1.(n.) a generally distastful human being; kajitawets/wots tend to attract drama and leave misery in their wake. Kajitawets/wots are known for being self-absorbed and unable to accept constructive criticism.
Traits may include: Narcissism, egotistical behavior, the tendancy to blame others for one's own F***ed-up life, general abuse of anything that breathes and immaturity
2. (n.) A person who has been self-absorbed for an extended period of time resulting in a black hole where a heart should be. They have no supernova gleaming with love.
3. (v.) The act of displacing all of one's sorrow on those around them and treating those that care about one like inanimate objects of stress relief.
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by KFlashdrive February 13, 2009
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