Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to only make little dog moves, he will never achieve big dog status

Ethan just ate cabbage with salsa

by Drrr. Phiiilll January 16, 2022

Ethan

A chill ass motherfucker always alone in the corner vibing and chilling to fire ass music. Drake, Cordae, You name it, he got it.

Yo, Ethan there is vibin' hard.

by Ieatpickles69 January 17, 2022

Ethan

A guy who is in love with mosquitos. He frequently watches mosquito porn

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

ethan corp.

A worldwide corporation.
We aim to take over the world.
This will make our corporation very succesful.

Me: Ethan Corp. just bought every company in existence.
You: Impressive.

by AnonymousGuyOnTheInternet January 18, 2022

Ethan

Extremely tall and tends to hit people

Oh no! Its Ethan, and he's got a stick!

*wa-psh* *wa-psh*

by Bombtortoise January 18, 2022

Ethan

A racist, separatist, sexist, ableist and mysoginist. Notorious for marginalizing anyone and everything. 1/3 Ethan’s grow up to join extremist parties such as the Ku Klux.

Oh my god, that dude hates First Nations! His name must be Ethan.

by randomguywhoisreallyrandom October 23, 2022