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Dad Talk

The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.
"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."

"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024
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Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.
“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
Yeah dude that shits insane
by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021
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Dad

Will leave to "get milk"
Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"
by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019
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Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.
He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.
by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023
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Grand Dad

A person that give you the fattest fucking dump truck in the world and also the biggest dick.
by PENIS AND NIGGER GANG. May 12, 2022
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Dad

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"
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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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