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Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.
Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"
by Da House November 26, 2023
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Dad strength

Dad strength taking on the world one arm wrestle at a time
by JayC. December 6, 2023
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dad lore

The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 9, 2023
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dad

..........not here
by 56536 December 11, 2023
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dad grilling

by reallystinky December 6, 2022
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ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!
ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱
by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022
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dad

what you dont have
by Boowomp December 8, 2022
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