glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

Burger

Burgers are good but once you eat e'm.. something will pop up! It's worms

Burgers yum worm?

by Chicken bite February 15, 2022

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

bean burger juice

Beans and burgers blended and it’s the retard himself(morgz)’s favourite drink! (apart from his mums booby milk of course)

baldy: do you want some bean burger juice morgan?
morgan: yes daddy, i do.

by meecrowahvey December 31, 2020

burger

Is a baby

I gave birth to a burger John!

by your mommy lol January 10, 2021

Brokeback burger

when you and your friends are very hungry and would do ANYTHING for a burger.

omg Ian I want a burger so bad break my back daddy, Brokeback burger

by morgaggg January 28, 2021

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021