your grandpap a trap

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined.

person 1: Your mom gay
person 2: Your dad lesbian
person 1: *Kidneys explode*
person 2: Don't make me say it

person 1: Do it
person 2: Your grandpap a trap
*Entire multiverse collapses*

by danktrash May 14, 2018

ur grandpap a trap

1 step higher than ur granny tranny

bill: ur mum gai
Jeff: ur dad lesbian
Bill: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Bill: *cries

by the middle school memes! April 23, 2019

Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg

My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool

by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025

Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.

Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.

by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021

Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.

Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

trap husband

A foreign man who has married a woman for citizenship. He is only her husband for VISA purposes and has no house hold power.

I heard you got married, congratulations

“Oh don’t worry, he’s just my trap husband. I’m still coming over”

by BlvkKing September 17, 2018

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020