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First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
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drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
by cheeky bull February 6, 2012
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Drunking

Drinking alcohol purely for the purpose of getting drunk.
We are drunking!
by RazzyRenea June 17, 2022
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Your unc a drunk

You: your unc a drunk
Tim: f u cc
by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards March 16, 2018
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drunk publish

When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.

The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.

Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
by Lady of the Valley February 4, 2010
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Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
by Psedhduru July 15, 2019
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e-drunk

Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.
The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?
by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020
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