kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015

Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit

I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.

by Rubylulu May 17, 2023

Spinning waffles

To stop mocking a person with "aiem (name)"

also linked to stop annoying.
Linked to spinning waffle

"(Name), Stop spinning waffles! "

by шиншилла May 11, 2020

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

waffle

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by shushschmuck April 12, 2020

Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!

Man, that waffle was good, bro!

by jackanator38 July 2, 2018