Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

urban dictating

To define words on urban dictionary.

I'm bored at work, so I'm urban dictating today while I pretend to do actual work.

by mayormike April 29, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be funny but is now, along with the rest of the internet, overrun with political content.

"I opened Urban Dictionary the other day and the first thing I saw was yet another Trump joke."

by PseudouniqueUsername August 2, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website where white kids, who either only listen to J. Cole or Lil Yachty, post wrong definitions and think all black people are stupid. They say "mumble rappers destroyed this generation" off their iPhone sitting in their suburban home.

A:Hey Cody what's a Percocet

B:Go on Urban dictionary bro , that's where all of us hood people go

by Migo_X March 12, 2017

Urban dictionary

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about

Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A porn site for people who regularly get nerdgasms
P.S LOOK UP NERDGASM.

Urban Dictionary is my ship with snapchat

by XxTaxne February 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place for teenagers who know nothing about politics to vent about politicians.

pictured below is the level of idiocy of most Urban Dictionary users

by STAN THE DONUT MAN January 27, 2017