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Tom Holland

Some nibbles with 2 sxhoongs so long my meat shelter goes out the mother fucking roof m8
by dickeater47 June 12, 2019
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Tom

The fastest person you will ever meet, and the worst player in sports gets on his friends teams because of his dad.
Toms is fat he should not be on that team, the only reason he is on the team Is because of his dad .
by Beastin mage June 13, 2019
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Tom

Peak example of toxic masculinity. The type of melt who buys a gaming laptop with a 1050 for £800. Moves from girl to girl like a moth to a room of lamps
by aspaccyspacboi June 18, 2019
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The Tom Cruise

A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.
Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?

*Does yet another Tom Cruise*
by Urbanurk September 13, 2019
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Tom is a big gai

Brigayt likes toms fat lips , Tom is a big gai
by Batmansdad September 18, 2019
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Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
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Tom Jackson

by Okdjdjrjrjrjrjfkfkkr October 2, 2019
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