tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

Tom

Tom is a gay goose that only falls for the gayest of boys he has a Retarded run and looks atistic

Look how gay Tom runs

by Tom hater 700700 April 15, 2019

TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.

Tom is a fat nonce.

by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019

The Tom Cruise

A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.

Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?

*Does yet another Tom Cruise*

by Urbanurk September 13, 2019

Tom is a big gai

Toms fat pussy lips

Brigayt likes toms fat lips , Tom is a big gai

by Batmansdad September 18, 2019

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Tom Jackson

A bit lonely

Oh fuck off Tom Jackson

by Okdjdjrjrjrjrjfkfkkr October 2, 2019