Tree

A little furry thing that lives in the jungle.

wow Jeff, it's a Tree!

by Cowth=awesome February 19, 2019

tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

night tree

When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.

*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree

by Sillyfrannie January 6, 2024

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

tree homo

Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do

What is tony romo? He is a tree homo

by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

tree-on-a-hill

the appearance of a bum mid-fart, creating the look of a tree between two hills from a rotated perspective

tezza: oh my god! did that dude just fart?

grace: woah no way, he did. total tree-on-a-hill!

tezza: ew

by tezza and grace June 12, 2024