Egg

The weird white sphere-ish thing with the yellow stuff inside it. Why are you searching this up?

guy 1: hey bro can i borrow your egg
guy 2: no

by baggert December 24, 2022

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.

"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."

by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008

Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025

conspicous egg

An egg that is very conspicous. It blends in with the other eggs, though it is actually a capitalist spy.
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends

"You see that blue egg? It's a NATO Conspicous egg}

by Reesa pisss November 13, 2018

lil egg

a nickname to be called by one person and one person only. iykyk

ur my lil egg
u lil egg

by Lizzixe August 7, 2021

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.

Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023