Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

Jacob

A guy who is confusing but you can’t help but still want to be around him. He will try to make you happy but has terrible memory and you don’t know if he means it or not. Dark brown eyes and so tall. Even if you didn’t plan on it you will end up liking him. You need to match his energy so he can match yours. The thing is, will he ever ask you out? Hopefully but I don’t know. You will really want him to though. He makes you feel like you want him to choose you.

Kylee:I am friends with this guy and he’s so confusing. Lily: is his name Jacob?

by Bitchhhhhhh.777 March 29, 2025

Jacob

Noun

Derogatory term for a narcissistic beta gymnast

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.

by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first, but you will later see how beautiful and amazing his personality is. He is hilarious, sporty, smart, drop-dead gorgeous, an over all good guy, and knows how to make someone's day a whole lot better. He's good with the girls and is friends with everyone.

Jacob is most compatible with names that start with: C, A, D, R, and N

Jacobs lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, and 19

Person 1: That dude over there is such good guy
Person 2: Yeah, his name is Jacob
Person 1: Oh! That makes sense!

by um..i ever went to oovoo javer October 15, 2019

Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022

Jacob

Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees

“ You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”

“Jacob obviously”

by Bee.girl January 25, 2021

Jacob

Epic chill. Do epic kid watches Alberto Andrade plays beyblades. He eats Doritos.

“Oh look, it Jacob!”

by TrashNinjasye October 18, 2019