Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

Dump truck

A court appointed attorney. Usually they are inept and ineffective as counsel due to huge caseloads and the fact that they are working on salary

Having no money to hire an attorney, the superior court judge assigned a dump truck to represent me.

by Chisholm Factory October 7, 2022

Dump Dive

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.

Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!

by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014

dump

a thing that feels good and it falls with a plop

i took a huge dump

by poop lord 2020 January 9, 2020

dump

what your girl gon do to you after seeing this post

she dumped him

by Terooooovauu January 3, 2022

Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.

I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.

by KaySee101 March 7, 2018

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022