Get the Maxmug. one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person
by anonymous November 25, 2021
Get the max rittersmug. A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.
He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.
He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.
Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland
by Lel no May 27, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is the sweetest thing to walk on Earth. Once you see him, there's no going back, you're destined to be best friends.
He is mostly very social, except when the biology teacher asks him something he doesn't know. He is known for dabbing too much and getting in trouble with his "jokes". He is very brave and noble but little does anybody know that he is soft and emotional if you get to know him a little bit more.
Max is all you look for in a friend or a possible s/o.
He is mostly very social, except when the biology teacher asks him something he doesn't know. He is known for dabbing too much and getting in trouble with his "jokes". He is very brave and noble but little does anybody know that he is soft and emotional if you get to know him a little bit more.
Max is all you look for in a friend or a possible s/o.
by homoreceptor March 10, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by crackheadbill July 17, 2018
Get the Maxmug. British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.
"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014
Get the max tuckermug.