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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!
Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”
by You left me December 8, 2018
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The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.
" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "
by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017
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fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
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fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.
bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019
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Fake

Brianna Byrd,a girl that goes to lakeshore that goes from one guy to the next while being fake
Stop being such a Brianna Byrd...so fake
by trevy12 February 27, 2019
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