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Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In
‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’

water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in
‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

Racing Snake 

Someone built for speed and is extremely attractive. His looks defy his age.
Carl Foster is a racing snake, for more information search Foster & Scott
Racing Snake by RacingSnake July 26, 2024
The Snake is the bringer of wisdom and the true mediator between the Pope and the Phubs. He is wise beyond his years and equally agelast.
The Snake by PBMC2 December 10, 2024

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

Christmas snake 

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass
"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
Christmas snake by anonymous February 12, 2025