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pre-shower

standing in the rain enough to get pretty wet. hence...a 'pre-shower'.
Oh my gosh its pouring outside. I totally got a pre-shower from my car to the door.

I went ouside so much without an umbrella I so got like 4 pre-showers.

wet rain umbrella shower soaked drenched
by AmAniAc September 3, 2012
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Hercules shower

Taking a shower and a bath with your friend.
Dude let’s rip a Hercules shower real quick.
by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022
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shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.
-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day
by Full Status August 28, 2011
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Sunflower shower

When you take a shower but instead of water that comes out of the shower head it’s bright yellow piss
Ummm just to let you know I don’t have a normal shower, I have a sunflower shower
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020
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What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation
Ashby, what a job and shower???
by BatmansChild September 25, 2025
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Pisses in the shower

a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.
Person 1: "It's a cool game, right?"
Person 2: "Hell no, this game pisses in the shower!"
by thorogoldd May 8, 2025
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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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