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school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.
"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"
by sithsiri October 16, 2017
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The Hudson School

The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.
You go to the hudson school? Wow I’m so sorry.
by Auntjemima2003 March 15, 2020
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school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this
Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*
by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020
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reach school

A college/university someone really wants to attend but knows they would not get into because they do not have good enough grades. Usually ivy league schools or schools who accept higher GPA's.
Tom: I got into Yale University!!!!!!
Mark: Really?! Damn, that's my reach school... I'd die of happiness if I got admitted but I didn't even bother applying cause I know I won't get in.
by wishbones July 9, 2011
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Elementary school

Pretty much the last time you will actually have any fun in school before you are off the high school. Enjoy it while you can because high school is an absolute shithole
Fuck high school its shit, elementary school is better
by No_Quarter_for_them February 13, 2021
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School Favouritism

When a school gives more attention to other students and not the ones in need of it
Person 1: I never got graded in online school but Tyler did
Person 2: Must be School Favouritism
by Ginger Kiddo February 22, 2021
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school lunch

Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...

school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!

-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?

-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.

-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...

-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once

-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days

-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...

-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok

-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad

in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...

(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
by Punchy_207 May 10, 2022
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