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felony rings

A circle of powder, ringing the inside of one's nostril which can be left over (or I suppose even BUILD UP) from the ingestion of an illegal drug in powder form by "snorting", or quickly inhaling said powder through a small straw or glass tube (usually known as a "Tooter")inserted directly into a nostril. Most common among cocaine users; however, the term "felony ring" was first coined by meth-amphetamine users, since if the wrong person noticed, it could lead to a felony charge, as the laws are quite strict and harsh for what could be considered MINISCULE amounts of the drug. In essence, a felony ring contains enough of the drug, in weight, for one to be charged with a felony.
(In the same sense as two friends who are running a few quick checks on each other's appearance before going into a packed night club)

"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"
by fLexicOnartist February 6, 2008
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ringwise

Learning through an experience. Becoming smart through a negative experience.
Larry became ringwise to insurance companies after he recieved payment on his claim.
by leadmine September 23, 2006
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That fucking crackwhore gave me the best ringrod ever! I came in her mouth just as I got a ringer.
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Ringbreaker

When someone new breaks his way into a new group of friends due to change of circumstance. This can often cause confusion in the group with a change in the ranking of the alpha males or smaller characters in the group becoming left out and replaced.
Ben: I think Fister is coming over saturday night as well.
Karl: Fister?
Ben: you know Alex.
Karl: That bloody ringbreaker! who does he think he is! breaking into the gang and acting as if nothing has happened!!
Ben: Shut up karl.
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Ringtone ear rape

When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear
I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.
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Ringzinger

The feeling of intense fire in and around your mud muscle while taking a poo.

Occurs after eating hot and spicy zinger sauce at KFC
The colonel really dished me up a finger licking good ringzinger
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Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.
Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!
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