Deer nut

A lil deer that runs around that you cant see and drinks your gatorade and eats your pizza

Hey that little deer nut just drank some of my gatorade!

by Colton Georges February 17, 2009

quag nut

A complete asshole/bitch. Very similiar to the word Dick wad.

Everyone can be a quag nut at times.

by Queen Fan May 10, 2006

Houston Nut

When a guy nuts in a girl's mouth after he has been exercising or sweating profusely.

"After softball practice I gave my girlfriend a Houston Nut"

by deeznutz33 September 25, 2009

Tiger Nuts

Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.

Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."

Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"

Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."

Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"

by QuintonBeck August 21, 2010

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Skittle Nuts

Someone whos has tiny skittle sized balls

I bet you have some skittle nuts to match that tiny dick of yours.

by Chiron_Prodigy October 13, 2009

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009