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Nut Leech

A promiscuous woman, though no reason is apparent wants your nuts in and around her mouth
"how's that nut leech scott?"
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."
by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009
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Houston Nut

When a guy nuts in a girl's mouth after he has been exercising or sweating profusely.
"After softball practice I gave my girlfriend a Houston Nut"
by deeznutz33 September 25, 2009
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Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.
''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''
by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019
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Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.
Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013
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Skittle Nuts

Someone whos has tiny skittle sized balls
I bet you have some skittle nuts to match that tiny dick of yours.
by Chiron_Prodigy October 13, 2009
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nut sprinkling

The act of a female subordinate using flirtation and/or sexuality towards male superiors in order to advance her position in the workplace.
Tiffany has constantly been nut sprinkling our boss so he won't discover her incompetence.
by Michael Harryman March 28, 2005
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Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.
a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.
by qbert83 August 26, 2009
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