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Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.
"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."
by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024
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Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
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master-bait

Crude term for knockoffs or clones of the Sega SG-3000 game console, also known as the Sega Master System outside of Japan, released in 1985. It is a combination of the first word in the name of the system and “bait”, which means deception, and deliberately sounds identical to “masturbate” when pronounced out loud
“Shit, it’s just more Famiclones and Master-Bait, not a single genuine console in sight”
by Reecheater43 November 18, 2024
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master tucker

"master tucker" is a phrase that can be used to describe an action a transexual person uses to feel more body positive.
A "master tucker" is a phrase coined to describe a person who is of a higher skill (a master) at tucking.

Tucking flattens the space between the legs, creating a shape that some people find more comfortable or aesthetically pleasing. Tucking is for anyone who wants to do it, no matter their gender or presentation.
"I heard Isaac is a transgender. she goes by she/her now"
"oh, I didn't know. She must be a master tucker"
by moslyfan1488 November 29, 2024
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Master-class

When someone has just done very well to accomplish something.
Jamie had a "Master-class" in Among Us yesterday.
by 8nahQ January 9, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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