When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster
by Samboooooo July 12, 2014
Get the toalie monstermug. A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022
Get the Loch Ness monstermug. when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
by purple pellets January 26, 2022
Get the monster colognemug. by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020
Get the monster energy mikumug. A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 9, 2022
Get the D MONSTERmug. verb: to fulfill the role of non-player-characters and/or enemies ( human or otherwise) during a scenario of a live action role playing session. this may or may not involve wearing a grotesque rubber mask or face-paint npc,larp,roleplay,character,mask
by chalkeee July 12, 2015
Get the monstermug. by Raymond Edward Walker July 21, 2021
Get the Pocket monstermug.