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The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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Monster

*Watches horror movie*
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"
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Monster X

1) The easiest way to find Monbebe around you
2) Used by ignorant beings

Pst. Using it may cause damage to health and destroy relationships... So be careful. Better... just don't use it.
Situation 1:
Someone: Monster X
Monbebe: *From nowhere* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X

Situation 2 (worse one):
Someone: Monster X
Minhyuk: *From under the bed* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X *demonic voice*
by DemonFucker February 20, 2020
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big giant orange monster

A big giant monster is a monster that is really big and evil to humans. they like to be alone. The big giant orange monster is the enemy of the ninja team from episode 1. They eat plastic and wood. The only thing the humans could do smething good to them is giving them food because they like to eat a lot!
I saw a big giant orange walking.
I studied how the big giant orange monster are.
by ASFMF March 6, 2020
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Tab Monster

A web browser window with more tabs open than any human could reasonably keep track of. Typically the result of a research paper you're writing, or a Wikipedia-Odyssey. A plague to your CPU and mental health.
I knew this essay was a mess when I realized I had created a tab monster on my computer. I could barely keep them all straight, and I couldn't wait to hit that juicy, juicy X in the corner of my screen when I was done.
by minferno May 1, 2020
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Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.
I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.
by Gubyzer May 3, 2020
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Content Monster

Someone who abuses social media and posts anything and everything whether it’s real or fake for clout and followers. They believe they are influencers or really want to be.
TikTok is filled with videos of Content Monsterscatching their friends cheating with their boyfriends.”
by RedQueen77 May 4, 2020
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