popular monster 

It obliterates you, disintegrates you, annihilates you when you are about to break down. Often replaced by "Jugular Hamster" , "Binocular Master" , Tubular Pornstar" and so on.

Stranger: Are you a Popular, Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer.

popular monster by zsirsiraly October 1, 2020

Cum Monster 

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

Cum Monster by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Cookie Monster 

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies

I ate her out cookie monster style

Cookie Monster by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020

Swamp Monster 

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.

MItch McConnell is a swamp monster

Swamp Monster by The4horseman December 23, 2020

Green Monster 

2mg extended Relief Xanax Bar. Also called Hulk, gets its name from its green color and high dosage. 2mg is the highest dosage of Xanax. The print for green monsters is S 90 3, it this isnt imprinted on the bar dont take it. There is alternatively a white variation which is not extended relief.

"Mannnn those green monsters hit me hard, I popped like 6 of em and was foggy for a good minute."

Green Monster by OXCosmix January 1, 2021

Fett monster 

A fetty has destroyed all of her teeth and she proud to hold the crown

Fett monster :A person who is so smoked off fetaynal she ot5r he has morphed so ugly it is descusting were you want to throw up I. Ur mouth from the stench or oder left by them

Fett monster by ChounceD January 12, 2021

bean monster 

A feared legend among 70 million countries

YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩

bean monster by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021