“I went in two dates with this hottie before she dropped the bomb that she has kids.What a closet mom
by Ubbhed September 7, 2019
Get the Closet mom mug.Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
by GdoggX December 23, 2017
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Get the potatoe mom mug.A mother of typically elementary school aged kids who whines about how her child/children are better than someone else's children or complains about the other moms she knows. Can also be combined with wine mom or soccer mom ,but don't necessarily have to be.
Mom #1: Shannon is such a whine mom!
Mom #2: I know right, Carol? She is always complaining about how her kids are better than little Susie!
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Whine mom: Barbra is a fucking bitch! She always tries to outdo me at the annual PTA pot luck!!!
Another Parent: At least she doesn't go through three bottles of Cabernet in a night, Amber!
Mom #2: I know right, Carol? She is always complaining about how her kids are better than little Susie!
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Whine mom: Barbra is a fucking bitch! She always tries to outdo me at the annual PTA pot luck!!!
Another Parent: At least she doesn't go through three bottles of Cabernet in a night, Amber!
by ohwhorable April 22, 2017
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Get the matthews mom mug.A stay-at-home middle-class over-parenting mother that suffers from Dunning-Kruger effect in a particular way that affects her outlook on many issues of life. She tends to over-nurture her children, but only in a way that aligns with her strong although often unfounded beliefs and not necessarily reason. A soccer mom professes such beliefs obnoxiously, forcefully and tactlessly to others, often angering the public while feeling vindicated due to her own morally superhuman understanding of the situation.
These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.
Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.
Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
There is a modicum of chance that I may be wrong on at least one of the views I have - said or thought no soccer mom ever.
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Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
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Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
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