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yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
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Yo mama

The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped
yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back
by Yo mama and yo daddy March 20, 2024
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Milk Mama

A woman who pays for a broke bruthas food
AJ hit up yo milk mama to pay for some ribs
by Notmikeperkins March 29, 2024
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Tyko Maas

He is really the Tyko Maas of the movie
by djghies April 18, 2024
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Lil mama

A female you tryin to smash. When you want to get in them guts just holler at lil mama.
"Hey lil mama, let me poke them guts"
by Whodat80 April 24, 2024
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Big mama eternal

An awesome YouTuber who calls her subscribers the cooler gang her series of silly fun videos include fans and she even encourages screenshots with her on Roblox and when reacting to Gacha she lets her fans show their videos as well
Big mama eternal has UwUcatPhobia”
Big mamma eternal is a part of the Gacha heat police
by BerryPop_fr June 10, 2024
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Trapdoor mama

Synonym of Chateau Marmont (According to FINNEAS)
Likes to watch me in the glass room
Bathroom, TRAPDOOR MAMA

Off To The Races - Lana del rey
by Jochevv January 1, 2025
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