big monster dude

dick dick dick
thats a big monster dude
by saaaas August 18, 2017
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washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
by Kittykatmeow4life October 20, 2015
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Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.
"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."
by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025
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ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.
Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 30, 2024
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Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!
I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!
by Styleeeuk January 10, 2012
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Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams

The most feminine drink on earth.
Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*
by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024
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Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon
by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020
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