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27th March

A day of celebration of the birth of Keith Arsewank on British Twitter. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he is a US conservative known for his views about armed teachers.
Happy Keith Arsewank Day! The 27th March is a day of celebration and you should celebrate it as well!
by fearlessmonkey8 April 10, 2023
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March 12th

The day in 2020 where all of the bs so far suddenly piled up and numbed teens across the country. Not only was it a wack ass thursday, but many high schools closed courtesy if Ms. Coroña Virús.
Back in my day, I’d party so hard that every hangover felt like March 12th.
by hugetitties March 13, 2020
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March 23rd

boy: hey will you go out with me

girl: yeah sure

boy: thank God for March 23rd
by lustmare March 20, 2023
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March 18

National send your friend a booty pic day

Send your friend a pic of your ass
by Knocksford knowledge March 18, 2021
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March 2

March 2 is national make out day. you like it or not people are aloud to Make out with you
Hey bro wanna make out ?
Why?
It's march 2
by Momemamodmsj March 2, 2022
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Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.
Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."
by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016
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Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.
A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."
by potatoman- August 31, 2025
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