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Eel soup

An internet porn-video that shows a asian girl inserting a funnel in another girls ass. The first girl then puts several dozen 1 inch baby eels in the funnel and makes sure they all go into the others balloon knot worm hole. The funnel is then taken out and the 2nd girl starts farting the eels out of her ass. The first girl then eats and sucks on some of these eels that were that were fartened out by the girl 2.
people who watch eel soup videos should go to tartarus
by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021
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Bad Soup

Opposite to 'Good Soup', an absolutely horrible, discreetly horrendous, exceedingly abysmal thing or action preformed by anyone. The power behind this word is too much to fathom and yet even comprehend to even the most intelligent minds; this is the insult of the Gods. The universal no-no, the one and only; single worst sin you could possibly ever do is the representation of 'Bad Soup'. This is the most ultimate, divine, sacred, godly insult in the entire universe. Worse than all punishment possible, impossible, existent, and inexistent. Some say the extinction of the Australian continent in 2132 oh crap you weren't supposed to know that was cause by a single person whispering under their breath; "Bad soup".

Don't get called this.
"A man; fierce and large stood at the entrance of the local bar. His height rivaled the door in which he entered in, giving a charismatic nod to all of the ladies whom reside inside. He smiled; bringing his black dashing sunglasses to rest upon his hairline. A man he knew well sneered from the back wall. A man he knew very well. 'Well isn't it the old coward who broke the heart of my daughter.' The man said, watching down from his outstanding height. He puffed his chest to seem more tough than he actually was. The other man stood up; short and skinny, pale skin. He stood up from his seat; all eyes on the two men. Tensions arose in the bar. 'You broke her heart you filthy, beast.' The new audience gasped. 'You think coming here was your best choice? Maybe you should apologize then go back to your dusty old slum.' His near instant comeback sent a shiver down the little guy's spine. 'I can show you what a slum looks like!' He pulled out a photograph of his ex, her being the big man's daughter. 'You talk bad about my only daughter and you'll never see the credits roll!' He demanded. 'You're not the guy I pictured when I pictured my daughter's boyfriend. You are a rat compared to the Goddess she is.' The small man cuffed his fists and bit his lower lip. 'Well then Mr. Oden? If she is such a Goddess then why is she secretly hiding that tattoo on her ankle?' Oden grabbed onto his small leather jacket with both arms, literally lifting him up. 'You Michael. You are truly Bad Soup.'
by CharliesDaGoat May 22, 2025
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Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
by Milf Soup September 7, 2016
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Primal Soup

A sexual act when one throws up into another's butthole and keeps it plugged for a few hours. Therefore, creating a questionable, biological stew in one's bowel or, a primal soup.
Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.
by stankyANKy November 6, 2017
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Souping your sauce

When a man and women have sexual intercource, and through this process ejaculate at the same time, mixing the man and woman's juices into a sex soup.
Bro, last night we came at the same time! Iwow man.. she was totally souping your sauce!
by Moneyg724 September 13, 2017
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Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”
by 0712 August 8, 2018
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rainbow soup

This can only be made by 2 gay men having sexual intercourse aka anal. After finishing the pitcher drops to his knees and eats his own semen from the catchers asshole.
Dirty Mike made a rainbow soup while in a Prius with the boys during a "soup kitchen"
by Juiceton hymen August 10, 2017
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