A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

When a male receives oral sex from a girl with braces, resulting in holes poked in the man’s genitalia. A man then ejaculates onto the women’s head through multiples holes in the man’s genitalia, resembling the streams of a shower head.
by Ethan Furgle June 14, 2025

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”
Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time
by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.
by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

by mkz_swag July 26, 2025
