Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

human discrepancy

The differences in all of human beings as a whole in society. It is also reminiscent of the people’s ability to differentiate each other in society. It contains relations of unique properties and characteristics.

The room contained moderate amounts of human discrepancy.

by raymancavemansavedman July 21, 2023

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023

human

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A: I am human
B: I know

by Dookie Master 💩 May 30, 2022

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

by jasonswestern March 1, 2011

human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.

Animal abusers are examples of human primates.

by POILKEDS February 8, 2021

Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.

Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no

by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021